When I was wee I was a big Star Wars fan.

One night, my mother had her uncle and aunt over for a visit. They and my parents were in the living room chatting while I watched Star Wars, also in the living room.

I started to do the lavatory lambada while watching the film. My mother asked me, "Jet, do you need to go to the bathroom?"

"No." Hop. Hop.

"Jet, are you sure you don't need to go to the bathroom?"

"No." Hop. Hop.

"Jet. Go to the bathroom."

While pretty anxiously dancing, I replied, "I'm just so fucking excited for this movie!"

Mouths dropped. Mom stood and dragged me from the room. As we went I shouted, "What?! What?! I didn't say 'shit'! I didn't say 'shit'!"

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