The Mythic Blue People


I've heard tale of supposed Blue People roaming Moab, leaving a trail of blue. Today, Deleska insisted I come outside and bear witness to Blue People spoor:

Apparently this is due to folks who work at a toilet cleaner plant. It's a shitty job and they leave work covered in blue fluid and drip it all around sidewalks and businesses. This factory is the type of establishment that needs a shower. Or at least a hose.

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I'm surprised CNN hasn't floated this theory.

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