What could be more wonderful than running up to a door on Halloween night, ringing the doorbell, shouting "trick'r'treat" and being given... a cucumber.
Of course, one cannot actually give out produce on Halloween. Parent panics over poison and needles have ruined that.
But, there really isn't enough emphasis on the "trick" part of trick'r'treat.
I see no reason I shouldn't trick Trick'r'treaters. What better way than to hot glue a full sized Snickers into a cucumber?
But given parent panic, I only did this to my niece. She was less than amused.